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id be like fuck you ya old bitch.. homosexuality is in her genes ya big les -- justine
so laura, i have supper made for you. I have about 3 different color CARPET swatches for you to MUNCH on. -- ryan
ashley mills: i told my mother if it aint gift certificets to the gas station or liquor store that i dont want it
me: oh my god bi, youre a bitch
ashley: im serious. i dont want stuff i wont use. im like captain anti clutter.
Kelly - if i cough one more time i think i'm going to slaughter a small country
in quebec i was downtown in a tank top in the snow eating ice cream, happy as a clam -- faren
brandon has the fashion sense of the gods -- me
a guy kissed me, and i gagged -- faren
[12:25] lauramacdonald - i won three nights in a row once. on friday at the pier, i won 200, saturday at the army&navy i won 200 and on sunday at leisure gardens i won the lobster thing
[12:27] DanielleJurcina - i wish i can win
[12:28] lauramacdonald - you will eventually.
[12:28] lauramacdonald - its always the old bags that win cause they have like four hundred cards
[12:28] lauramacdonald - givin er shit with the marker like a hundred miles an hour
[12:29] DanielleJurcina - i dont think id b able to play that many cards
[12:29] DanielleJurcina - id miss a number or something
[12:30] lauramacdonald - moms like 'I DONT HAVE THE MONEY FOR YOU TO PLAY ALL THEM CARDS'. and shes sittin there with six books and four of everything else lol
are you going to the island part of cape breton? -- farens friend adrienne
why do you always have to go downhill to get to the waterfront? -- farens friend ian
if youre having trouble, do faren. she's easy. -- farens teacher, barb
where i come from, dildos come on a stick -- adrienne
[12:59] lauramacdonald - i have an idiot tan
[12:59] bethbbl - thats more of a tan then ill ever get
[12:59] lauramacdonald - and i blow into a dance last night with a tubetop on lookin like fuckin farmer clem
my idea of romance is fucking in the back seat of a car -- me
fucking in a barn in the candlelight.. now thats romantic -- faren
lesbians cant have sex in the shower very well. we drown. -- liz
imagine if we only had like one big strand of hair. it be like floppy and squishy -- faren
my extent of romance is like.. on an anniversary i'd be like 'heres some uh.. flowers.. and theres some food there i cooked if youre hungry.. and umm.. i drew ya a bath so you can take one if you want and then i'll fuck ya' -- me talking about romance to faren.
nothing can please like a big hunk of cheese to my tongue its a tease im addicted its a disease this love of mine for cheese - farens song about cheese
faren: you'd go insane in here
me: id sleep
faren: or you could clean, like a good wife.
mills: i was talkin to your dad today
me: ...lol
mills: i was like 'oh hows laura enjoyin school bein cancelled' he was like 'oh shes over the north side' ..i thought he meant like crazy house, so i didnt inquire any further.. i was like ... ......oh....i.....see.....
me: anyone know where baniff is?
alanna: saskatchewan
me: wow. really?
alanna: i dont know what do i look like, a fuckin atlas?
[21:54] LauraMacDonald: that song is so sexual
[21:54] LauraMacDonald: and its about women exchaing favours in jail
[21:55] LauraMacDonald: ooo speaking about women exchaing favours in jail..
[21:55] LauraMacDonald: i wonder how marthas doin
[23:15] DICKEY: ×mp3×Deicide_-_Insineratehymn_-_01_-_Biblebasher.mp3
[23:16] LauraMacDonald: do you lsiten to any music that has meaning dickey?
[23:16] DICKEY: it does tho
[23:16] DICKEY: u just don't understand it
[23:16] LauraMacDonald: like WEEE LETS RAPE WOMEN AND THEN RIP THEIR INSIDES OUT THROUGH THEIR CUNTS
[23:17] * LauraMacDonald dances around rubbing womens entrails all over her naked body
Me: you’re coming out here!
Ryan: I don’t have a way!
Me: hitchhike!
Ryan: I don’t know how!
Melissa: I just thought you should know, that your good friend Melissa Burke, has chewed an entire pen, into little bitty pieces.. I think you should know this information, for when you check me into insane asylum
*faren loaded out of her mind in a tent, talking to me on the phone* megan says you sound like her girlfriend.. but i think you sound like my girlfriend. *mumbles incoherently*
me: a girl from cadets is asking me about what its like being gay
brandon: what did you tell her?
me: i was like uhh. its okay
brandon: you should have made up some elaborate story about how it's hard at first, during the innitiation periods, because all the lesbians put you through physical strength tests. and then you have to learn to properly groom dogs, and prune plants, and you cant ever lose your cactus, or the lesbians wil shun you.
[megan macneil talking about dying her hair so much]
i will be bald at 32, and i shall own glorious amounts of wigs. and they shall be marvolous.
[megan talking about windows vista]
the first thing id do, is turn off the personality factor they tried to put in it. nothing bothers me more than wanting to delete something, and it being like "are you sure you want to delete this?" and then, you hit YES, and then it says "IF YOU DELETE THIS YADA YADA YADA ARE YOU SURE?". well my god, i already said yes, you cunt, just delete it!
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